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this page is css and javascript enhanced, and is thus best viewed with a browser that can handle that sort of thing. if you use netscape 4.7 or something similarly useless, then you have only yourself to blame.
a fairly high screen resolution wouldn't hurt, either. say 800x600 or so, or 1024x768 if you've got a flashy monitor and/or like eyestrain.
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